Is it getting warm in here or is it me?

Hee Hee. Thanks to Boing Boing for this amazing tidbit.
Although really, ladies and gentlemen, let's be realistic. If it was really that cold, it certainly wouldn't be that big. Everyone knows that ice water can turn a rooster to a hen in 3 seconds flat.

Giant floating penis. God, you have to love the sound of that. :P

(Link should be fixed, folks. And don't think the irony of this guy's name "Andy Rouse" -- A. Rouse -- was lost on me and, I hope, not on you.)