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5.30.2008

Crap that should glow in the dark: a partial list







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D is Daktari. Daktari is me. I have many interests, but I'm no slave to a master plan. My greatest joy is in being fully open to what life presents. Adventure abounds and life is full of wonder. I am adventurer, explorer, friend, gypsy, and companion. My greatest vice is that I am far too accommodating of my curiosity. Despite this, my life is quiet but by no means unremarkable. I am willing to share what little insight I have gained, my thought processes, and the journey of my growth. If you like what you learn, I'm glad. If you don't, I'm not going to sweat it. Because ultimately, this is all about me. This is mine. This is Daktari's place. Welcome. In case you wondered, I'm not apt to put up with a lot of crap. That doesn't make me a hard person. It makes me someone who doesn't put up with a lot of crap. I hope you enjoy the company of dogs. There is generally one hanging about these parts.
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  • I name my dogs after states. Except for the current one but I was in a hurry.
  • I fully intend to climb mountains again
  • I think Utah rocks
  • The chore I hate most is doing dishes
  • If I can help it, I will never wear panty hose again
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  • My dog is terrified of thunderstorms
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